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Rick
25-12-2004, 12:10 PM
sorry but i had to do it
Tony4552
25-12-2004, 05:26 PM
cook the bear
sonic
25-12-2004, 06:44 PM
lol :shock: :shock:
bloodandtears
06-01-2005, 07:43 AM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rick
22-03-2006, 12:06 AM
hehehehe it just went ding tough little bugger


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stevedak
22-03-2006, 01:00 AM
That's so not right.

Do it again!
Mr Smith
22-03-2006, 11:49 AM
Your just lucky theres no teddy rights activists on the forum!
ini
22-03-2006, 01:11 PM
who says there isn't?
crowbarr
22-03-2006, 05:07 PM
Haha!

Next time use an egg...GREAT results from those things...thank God we tried it with a friend's microwave and not our own lol.
Highway Star
22-03-2006, 05:10 PM
Rick!!! You viscous sadistical Bas**rd!!!
Highway Star
22-03-2006, 05:10 PM
Haha!

Next time use an egg...GREAT results from those things...thank God we tried it with a friend's microwave and not our own lol.

Or a bar of soap....
Rick
22-03-2006, 06:30 PM
i find cds are great. 3 seconds on full power its like having your own personal lightning storm.
Shep
24-03-2006, 04:41 PM
Ive once tried melting chocolate in a microwave...put it on high power for 5 minutes and when it came out it was burnt, the smell was sick, the colour was sick, there was chocolate everywhere. And even the plastic cup which i put it in had melted :lol:
ini
24-03-2006, 08:47 PM
putting a plastic cub into a microwave is really an act of intelligence..
Shep
24-03-2006, 10:43 PM
Thats why I went and opened the microwave, because i just relised i had stuck a plastic cup in it.
ZappaFan
24-03-2006, 10:46 PM
An ex of mine tried cooking a jacket potato in the microwave, as per the manufacturers cookbook, it said "Stab over the potato with a fork.", "wrap in cling film", "place in the Microwave and cook on full power for 4 minutes". The silly mare set the time wrong and left it in there, for 45 minutes whilst she was gabbing on the phone to her mate. All that was left was a small piece of black stuff that resembled charcoal. The kitchen was full of smoke, big black stains all up the walls and the inside of the microwave was completely covered in soot about 5mm thick. So unfortunately it had to go, the girlfriend that is, not the microwave. I cleaned that up and it worked perfectly for about the next ten years, which was more than I could say for her. Women and technology eh? Jeez !!!

Zapp
stevedak
25-03-2006, 10:58 AM
When I was a kid and we got our first microwave, the very first thing I tried cooking was a hot dog...not knowing they only take about 30 seconds to a minute, I set the thing for 3 and 1/2 minutes. The result was a rock hard hot dog bun and a piece of meat-by-product chalk. I even did some doodling on the back patio with it!
Mr Smith
25-03-2006, 02:01 PM
An ex of mine tried cooking a jacket potato in the microwave, as per the manufacturers cookbook, it said "Stab over the potato with a fork.", "wrap in cling film", "place in the Microwave and cook on full power for 4 minutes". The silly mare set the time wrong and left it in there, for 45 minutes whilst she was gabbing on the phone to her mate. All that was left was a small piece of black stuff that resembled charcoal. The kitchen was full of smoke, big black stains all up the walls and the inside of the microwave was completely covered in soot about 5mm thick. So unfortunately it had to go, the girlfriend that is, not the microwave. I cleaned that up and it worked perfectly for about the next ten years, which was more than I could say for her. Women and technology eh? Jeez !!!

Zapp

:jaw: oohhh your a hard man Zap :crikey: