Corrupt wish game!

[Viscolex]

heres how you play
a person posts a "wish". a wish they want
the next person to post will grant the wish and then corrupt.
this means that the person grants the wish but then makes something BAD happen. then that same person posts another wish and it goes on and on.....................


Here is an example:

#1:I wish that I could see fifty years into the future.

#2:granted, but there is nothing to see, as the world doesn't exist anymore...

I wish I had a never ending supply of the world's finest wine.

#3:granted, but ever since religious zealotry turns all the world to destroying all alcohol, the worlds finest wine is actually a paint of goat piss fermented for a week.

I wish to make the guinness book of records.

#4:Granted, but unfortunately, no one wants to make it with you. You waste countless days researching weird crap people have done, and handmaking each and every book cover. And when you finish, you make zero profit. No one wants your dang book.


So i start:

I wish i had a box of apples

[Stempy]

Granted, but all your teeth will fall out so you can't eat them.

I wish I could speak Spanish

[Rick]

granted: but everytime you do one of your guitars dissapears!

I wish i had 8 fingers on my left hand when i wanted them!

[Mr Smith]

Granted, but your willy wonker will be replaced with a front bum to compensate

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I wish all the worlds children had enough to eat and somewhere to live :-(

[Viscolex]

Granted, but chiken flu will kill every1 anyway

I wish i had a car

[ZappaFan]

Granted, but you will probably park it in a big bubble bath fountain.

I wish I could fly like a bird.

[Viscolex]

Granted, but the goverment kidnaps u and hauls u to area 51 for testing where u eventally get cloned and the flying zappafan army starts a world war 3 where the human race is destroyed

I wish i had eyes at the back of my head

[ZappaFan]

Granted, but in a strange quirk of fate they move to the ends of your fingers, which is most uncomfortable when you pick you nose, but great for seeing around corners.

I wish I hadnt been granted my wish to fly like a bird

[Viscolex]

Granted, but the goverment still captures you for playing brilliant blues and makes u their slave, u have to play blues 24/7 for the next 50 years without stoping

i wish i was a billionare

[ZappaFan]

sorry I cant grant your wish, i am busy playing the blues

[Viscolex]

Lol

[ZappaFan]

Granted Visco: but only in vbPlaza points, so all you can do is buy all your mates on 6SH a beer.

I wish I could play in a band now i have played the blues for 50 years.

[Viscolex]

granted, but the band plays so much better than u by yourself the goverment kidnaps all of ye and makes you slaves for the next 20 years were u must play non stop again :DDDD

I wish i was a sumo wrestler

[ZappaFan]

Granted. You are, ya big fat ugly wobbly bellied blokey in a big nappie.

I wish it was the weekend all the time

[Viscolex]

Granted, u become just like a sumo wrestler from sitting all day long at home

I wish I could turn invisible so I could sneak up on hot girls in the shower.

[ZappaFan]

Granted, "who said that ??" Said the girl in the shower.

I wish I was in Australia chilling out by the Great Barrier Reef

[Viscolex]

granted, but u fall asleep and get burned by the sun

I wish i had something to do

[ZappaFan]

Granted: You have to leave 6stringheaven for the rest of the day and go practice your guitar.

I wish I could sleep.

[Viscolex]

Granted, but you have a nightmare that haunts you for the rest of your life

I wish my coke bottle wasn't empty

[ZappaFan]

Granted: From now on every coke bottle sold in the world will be empty.

I wish I had a Fender Twin Reverb

[Viscolex]

Granted, but it breaks the following day

I wish i had a wish that would come true

[Mr Smith]

Granted: but your wish was so vague that you turn into a toilet roll and get flushed down the loo in little pieces with skidmarks :-)

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I wish I had diplomatic immunity in my own country!

[ZappaFan]

Granted: You are now immune from diplomacy, but I tought that was true anyway, lol.

I wish someone would clean my car for me on this sunday morning.

[Six]

Granted: Your car is now clean... there's no paint left on it but it's clean.

I wish I could think of something useful to wish for

[ZappaFan]

Granted: You think of a wish and it is granted, you give me your motorhome. Thanks.

I wish I could get to grips with sweep picking.

[Viscolex]

Granted, your tendons in your fingers are injured because u started sweeping too fast,

I wish i was as fast as malmsteen(on guitar)

[Mr Smith]

Granted: but your head explodes because the ego is just too big!

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I wish I was ignorant becuase ignorance is bliss

[mmitch_19]

Granted, but you become too ignorant to know what bliss is.

I wish I wouldn't go to jail when I slug my boss in his big, fat head!

[Six]

Granted: you slug your boss in his big, fat head and evade jail because the prosecution decide that handing over your guitar collection is a severe enough punishment.

I wish that I become the recipient of your guitar collection.

[mmitch_19]

Granted, but, much to your dismay, you find out I also smashed my entire guitar collection over my boss's big, fat head as well and it is deemed worthless.

I wish Zeusse had more beer!

[zeusse]

Granted: Zeusse just got beer but wife won't let him drink till Monday:thumbdow:

I wish it was Monday

[Six]

Granted: It's now Monday but some joker at the brewery decided to fill all the cans with lemonade.

I wish my back didn't ache this morning!

[stevedak]

Granted: but in exchange, you have to give up your shiny new purple Jackson to a tribe of pygmy cannibals, who use it to kindle the ovens they use for their annual Italian buffet, this year featuring the Marconi family missionaries from Naples.


I wish I didn't have to have my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow :nervous:

[Stew]

Granted but unfortunately the 6string dentist doesn't do home visits to LA so I'll do it by virtual reality using new addon that Rick installed in jamroom the webcam still ain't too good so it'll still hurt you haha.

I wish I lived somewhere warmer. :smile:

[Akyra]

granted but the devil enjoys torturinging you with severly painfull guitar playing


i wish i could learn to play quiker

[Viscolex]

Granted, your head explodes from learning too quick

I wish my teachers would shut up

[mmitch_19]

Granted: They do shut up, but they sling so much crap their asses explode all over your guitar collection and Zeusse's lemonade.


I wish I could play like SRV.

[zeusse]

Granted but now you are cursed with dying in a airplane crash

I wish I could have all the Peavey Wolfgangs in the world

[petermoran555]

Granted, but your house is broken into the next day and the entire collection is stolen.

I wish I had a pet kangeroo.

[mmitch_19]

Granted, but your Kangaroo can never be house broken and it becomes illegal, the next day, to own a Kangaroo and you're jailed indefinately.

I wish someone would give me a 12 string Taylor acoustic/electric guitar.

[Six]

Granted: Enjoy your new 12 string Taylor acoustic/electric... just be careful of the dodgy wiring... Pzzzzzzap! Oops, too late, would you prefer a burial or cremation?

I wish I could get all my daily requirement of nutrients from cheesecake alone.

[petermoran555]

Granted but, as they say, you are what you eat so you eventually turn into a cheesecake and devour yourself.

I wish Yngwie Malmsteen was my guitar teacher.

[zeusse]

Granted but he smacks you over the head with his strat when he discovers you should be teaching

I wish the government would let me off without paying taxes

[Stew]

Granted you never have to pay tax again but the cost of beer went up to $200 a can/bottle.

I wish I wasn't human...maybe a dog and had less to worry about.

[Viscolex]

Granted, u are a dog but u cant play guitar, u get extremly depressed and comit suicide

I wish i would be cool

[ZappaFan]

Granted: Walkies, sit, come-by ...... what a life eh ? Unfortunately you forget how a dog cleans itself after doing it's number 2's and a life of licking your own bum is now all you have to look forward to.

I wish I could retire and live in Cornwall.

OOPS conflicting posts there ........ errrrr, what now ???

[Mr Smith]

Granted: You retire in Cornwall only to find all your children decide to move back in and make your life a living hell!
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I wish I had a 12 inch tongue!

[Iloveshred]

Granted: But now ure mouth is not big enough to hold ure tongue, and u choke on ur own tongue and die of suffocation.

I wish I could solo 'eruption' note perfect in my sleep

[stevedak]

Granted: you are now the master of "Eruption"...but EVH, worried about the competition, sends the entire cast of the Sopranos over to make sure all your fingers are permanently bent at various unnatural angles.

I wish it was the weekend, so I could spend some quality time playing my guitar

[Mr Smith]

Granted: but you break a string every 30 minutes

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I wish I owned all the TV stations in the world!

[zeusse]

Granted: But everyone is now bored with T.V and takes up playing guitar

I wish I win the 30 million dollar lottery tonight

[stevedak]

Granted: but the Canadian economy takes a massive nosedive, and the 30 mil is now only worth $134.87.

I wish '59 Les Pauls cost the same as Fender Squiers

[Stew]

Granted but to save money Gibson now use Balsa wood and nylon strings.

I wish Paul Gilbert phoned me up to ask me to join his band.

[Six]

Granted: But in your excitement your fingers turn to jelly rendering you unable to play.

I wish my new guitar would arrive this weekend.

[mmitch_19]

Granted it does arrive this weekend, but at someone elses house.

I wish my guitars would always stay tuned.

[Mr Smith]

Granted it does arrive this weekend, but at someone elses house.

I wish my guitars would always stay tuned.

Granted: but its tuned to some weird chinese tuning

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I wish beans didn't make me fart so much

[zeusse]

Granted: but instead they give you diareah and you end up on the john for three weeks

I wish my kid becomes an NHL All Star

[Rick]

Granted: but the fame gets to him and he joins some wierd religious sect and changes his name to Beep.

I wish money grew on trees but only in my garden!

[Mr Smith]

Granted: but the fame gets to him and he joins some wierd religious sect and changes his name to Beep.

I wish money grew on trees but only in my garden!

Granted: but the trees grow outdated worthless money and you get fined for littering when they blow off the trees

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I wish my Falcon turned into a Lamborghini Diablo Roadster!

[zeusse]

Granted: It does and some drunken Canadian comes and steals it from you while your having a pedicure

I wish the hot looking college chick across the street would start wearing those really revealing tops again

[mmitch_19]

Granted, she does, but when she starts wearing revealing bottoms as well, and you're drunk, you notice she's not really a chick at all. Sorry that was bad.

I wish I owned a vineyard with and endless supply of the finest wine.

[stevedak]

Granted, but all the alcohol robs you of your common sense and you sell your guitars and run off to Seattle with Beep Zeusse and the college he-she.

I wish my kitchen tap had a Newcastle Brown Ale option.

[mmitch_19]

Granted, but the other end is connected to a cess pool from the local waste treatment plant and you don't find out until you indulge yourself with plenty of drink.

I wish I new twenty years ago what I know now.

[zeusse]

Granted: but now that you know what you know what you know now will haunt you for another 20yrs

I wish I was 20 again

[Viscolex]

Granted: but all you do for the next 18 years is drink drink drink and drink that u dont even notice that you have came back to being 38 again

I wish i would study for my exams...

[mmitch_19]

Granted, but you study all of the wrong material, as usual, and you fail miserably, then everyone hates you.

I wish i had a Genie in a bottle.

[Akyra]

granted, but the genie doesnt understand any of the earth based forms of communication rendering him useless


i wish my pc would stop crashimg

[ZappaFan]

Granted, but as a side effect your internet browser can only get to one site www.joeydahlia.com (http://www.joeydahlia.com)

I wish I could learn to fly a helicopter

[stevedak]

Granted, but your helicopter gets stuck on vertical ascent, making you the first helicopter pilot in outer space

I wish I could sweep pick (oops sorry zap didn't see you already did this one)

[Meqz]

Granted, but you get allergic to picks.

I wish I could hula dance...

[Six]

Granted: You wake up with the miraculous ability to hula dance, but then realise the pointlessness of such endeavours and sink into a deep depression which renders you unable to perform any kind of dance.

I wish I could play electric guitar on the summit of Mount Everest.

[Stew]

Granted but you get frostbite on ALL outer extremeties rendering you useless at your 2 favourite pastimes. :smile:

I wish there was no more Big Brother TV.

[Six]

Granted: From this day forward Big Brother will be removed from the airwaves, it will however continue un-televised and you will be forced to participate.

I wish the current Big Brother house (before Stew gets forced to participate) would explode, vapourising all contestants!

[stevedak]

granted, but a piece of shrapnel from the house strikes your new Jackson and shatters it into a thousand pieces.

I wish I could get a pay raise.

[Meqz]

Granted but your country gets 1500% inflation, so actually, you lost money.

I wish the person below me grants my wish without buts.... (hehe)

[ZappaFan]

Here your wish is granted, however things go disasterously wrong and unfurtunately the endeavour that you asked for has serious repercussions on the continuation of this thread. So there is only one course of action left open ...... but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but but !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish that I could actually write a complete song.

[Iloveshred]

Granted but the song u write is the best song in the world. however a deadly ear virus renders the whole planet completley deaf and future generations mutate with no ears.

I wish no one will reply to this thread