Anyone want a dog?

[Bluto]

I came home earlier today to find that one of my dogs had.........how do you put it.......cr#pped in my PRS flight box.:evil:

Its unusual for me to leave the guitar out of the box, but I guess that plush black interior was too much to ignore. Git.:run:

[Rick]

lucky! if it shat on my prs it would have been taking flying lessons.

[Rob]

Lol i remember when we got our puppy in february, it shat up the side of my les paul copy, my wife thought it was hillarious, she is lucky I was in a good place because I may have shat in her car and asked her how funny that was. :-)

[Steve Zane]

I remember my Labrador dog in the early 90's was chewing the side of my amp.I gave one real football kick in his **s and then he was very afraid of my amp...in fact he was avoiding the amp.I though it was funny but my ex wife did not think it was funny...ho well.

[bloodandtears]

no pets here ever.... for the reasons above... kids are worse ;-)

[zeusse]

no pets here ever.... for the reasons above... kids are worse ;-)

Ohhh dude kids make a dog look like an easy go....I'll let Zane report on my whacky kids when he visits....Ozzy's kids are nothing compared to mine..LOL

[stevedak]

some years ago I had left my black strat leaning against the wall...picked it up the next day to play, and after a few minutes noticed something dried yet sticky under my right forearm...the faint smell of dog pee should have tipped me off straight away, I thought the boy had just rolled in something...all it took was a stern look and he slunk away to the kitchen and stayed there for the rest of the day. Learned my lesson to never leave my axes within leg lifting access though!

[Bluto]

I've got 5 dogs, 1 of which is a patterdale terrier who has no brain. One really cold night, they were all out with me in the garden doing what they had to do before being put away for the night. They'd all gone except the patterdale. Because he's black, I couldn't see him, but felt the warm feeling of pee as he's cocked his leg against mine.

I asked the vet why he was so bad at listening and to get trained. He replied that 'Dogs are like people......you get some smart ones and not so smart ones.....you've got a retard!

[Six]

no pets here ever.... for the reasons above... kids are worse ;-)

Which is why I have neither pets nor kids... well okay, I have a couple of fish but it'll be a new entry for the record books when one of them uses my guitar as a toilet.

[Bluto]

Which is why I have neither pets nor kids... well okay, I have a couple of fish but it'll be a new entry for the record books when one of them uses my guitar as a toilet.

or your leg:-(

[zombo]

Is that the unforgivable sin ????

[Highway Star]

LMAO!!!

Farl

[bigdoug]

you guys crack me up, when I lived with the ex and the 6 kids 2 dogs and a cat my only guitar was in the attic. Now when my kids come here for the w/end all the guitars are boxed and in my bedroom, I leave an old 70's merlin strat for them to play with. :grin: