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R/2e
05-04-2005, 05:30 PM
A guitar has a volume knob.
If you break a guitar's G-string, it only costs 79 cents for a new one.
You can unplug a guitar.
If your guitar doesn't make the sounds you like, you can retune it.
If your strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
You can have a guitar professionally adjusted to your liking.
You can go to a guitar shop and try all the guitars you fancy for free.
You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
You can rent a guitar without worrying about who’s had it before you.
You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you get rid of it.
bloodandtears
06-04-2005, 12:01 PM
A guitar has a volume knob

my wife has one of these :wink:
R/2e
06-04-2005, 04:23 PM
A guitar has a volume knob

my wife has one of these :wink:Goes up to eleven I bet.............?
buckkillr8
06-04-2005, 09:44 PM
:lol:
Rick
07-04-2005, 05:09 AM
A guitar has a volume knob

my wife has one of these :wink:

:shock: Hmm has she? or were you dreaming when you replied to this.
bloodandtears
07-04-2005, 06:35 AM
i just give her my knob and watch the volume increase....
R/2e
07-04-2005, 07:33 AM
i just give her my knob and watch the volume increase....Volume of laughter? (Well you have admitted to using 9's and you know what they say, thin strings, small widger. Not that I'd ever repeat that)
guitarzone
07-04-2005, 09:32 PM
You boys are so rude!! :nono:

But who would you want adjusting your truss rod? A woman or the local guitar tech?!! :oops:
bloodandtears
08-04-2005, 06:33 AM
i just give her my knob and watch the volume increase....Volume of laughter? (Well you have admitted to using 9's and you know what they say, thin strings, small widger. Not that I'd ever repeat that)

oh poor R/2e... once again you are the voice of experience.
R/2e
09-04-2005, 07:58 AM
oh poor R/2e... once again you are the voice of experience.

yes you're right about experience. I can spot a 9's user at the Urinal, the thinner the strings, the closer they stand :lol:
StinkMonkey
08-05-2005, 08:25 PM
Back on topic: With a guitar you can control the feedback!
buckkillr8
09-05-2005, 01:57 AM
:thumb:
snavecire
09-05-2005, 12:36 PM
you dont get locked away for squeesing the neck of your guitar
zombo
09-05-2005, 02:50 PM
You can play around with the G string whenever you want without getting the excuse I've got a headache!
Phlame
10-05-2005, 08:10 PM
...^ That was a good one :lol:
guitarzone
10-05-2005, 09:12 PM
Having met Charlie from Carlsbro at the London Guitar show - I was almost forced to re-consider! Only almost though. Just wished I could've taken this beauty home though!

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/guitarzone/Charlie_07.jpg

On second thought's - not a big fan of acoustic guitars!
R/2e
11-05-2005, 06:35 AM
She's obviously not a guitarist from the way she holds the guitar. Does she have any other talents? :jump:
guitarzone
11-05-2005, 06:38 AM
Yes! You can stand her on her head & pick her up like a six pack!? :lol:
R/2e
11-05-2005, 03:11 PM
Yes! You can stand her on her head & pick her up like a six pack!? :lol:Excellent!! Sold to the Resident Luthier! How much, and do you do femail order? :thumb:

(hope she comes with no strings attached, particularly 9's)
zombo
11-05-2005, 08:12 PM
She's obviously not a guitarist from the way she holds the guitar. Does she have any other talents? :jump:

Who cares if she can play or not she is a raving beauty !!!
guitarzone
11-05-2005, 09:37 PM
Did I mention I met her at the London Guitar show?!

If Rick wasn't with me I think I might have been in there! Damn that man for dragging me away from her?! She was gutted!!! :roll:

Now - back to my cell......
Mr Smith
17-06-2005, 03:38 AM
oh poor R/2e... once again you are the voice of experience.

yes you're right about experience. I can spot a 9's user at the Urinal, the thinner the strings, the closer they stand :lol:

So you spend alot of time watching dudes take a wiz Ron..? Would you like to discuss this so we can get to the root of the problem before it really gets out of hand..?

T
Mr Smith
17-06-2005, 03:44 AM
Did I mention I met her at the London Guitar show?!

If Rick wasn't with me I think I might have been in there! Damn that man for dragging me away from her?! She was gutted!!! :roll:

Now - back to my cell......

Hey Rick, this one belongs in the 'Guitar Fantasies' section.. :mrgreen:

T
Rick
17-06-2005, 06:47 AM
truth be told, being a couple of saddo guitarists, we looked at the amps! :lol:
zombo
17-06-2005, 01:44 PM
truth be told, being a couple of saddo guitarists, we looked at the amps! :lol:
Now one thing I don't like is somebody who can't tell the truth you where caught red handed getting the telephone number from Charlie and here is the proof shame on you Kendall !!!
R/2e
18-06-2005, 03:59 PM
So you spend alot of time watching dudes take a wiz Ron..? Would you like to discuss this so we can get to the root of the problem before it really gets out of hand..?

No, but when you get to my age you tend to spend more time in such places than when you're younger.