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Rick
23-01-2008, 05:06 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/education/7204635.stm

just what is wrong with people.
the uk goverment should all get bent.
also people live in poverty yet the govm't wastes 22 billion quid on 2012 olympics what is going on.
why did i leave the uk because its shit...


clarkson for pm that what i say.

mgrowe
23-01-2008, 05:26 PM
Hey Rick,

I was bought up in a highly mixed race environment and I think the problem is that the people who run the country have never been in that environment themselves.
I have never had any problems with other races that I haven't had with my own race
I believe most Muslims would not even think about this.

It is just a book for Christ sake where will it all end.

We need to be tollerent of each other and stop this PC bollocks. Just treat others as you want to be treated and we would all get on fine....

See Rick you got me going as well m:wall: ate.....

Rick
23-01-2008, 05:33 PM
its such shite isn't it mike.
bunch of sandle wearing brocolli eating Pc wankers.

never mind muslim etc etc your average guy is busy getting on with his life, jeez i'm so annoyed.

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 06:02 PM
You shouldn't have said broccoli, cos it might offend carnivors & you shouldn't have put wankers, cos it might offend folk with no hands :lol:

Apart from that, you are very right.
I can't post what Rachel just said either, cos you'd ban me

Rick
23-01-2008, 06:11 PM
you would be safe, however if you are on a single commitee, or are a polititian or if you even think politically correct thoughts then you are on my list!!!!!

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 06:15 PM
She said ............ :lol:
I'm neither Rick, so i must be safe.
My shit list is quite long too

Six
23-01-2008, 08:37 PM
This country is so full of shit. Namby-pamby politicians tripping over themselves in a bid to avoid offending every so-called 'minority group', yet in doing so they manage to offend everyone else. I'm quite sure that muslims, buddhists, christians, jews etc etc will not give a damn about the characters portrayed in an innocent fictional story intended solely for the purpose of educating and entertaining young children.

For years we were brought up learning about the marauding, raping and pillaging Vikings, but apparently they are now teaching children about the 'peaceful traders' known as 'Vikings'. This is claimed to be in the interest of European relations. The mindless wankers behind this change to school literature believe that teaching children about Viking marauders will bring about some kind of race-hate between the British and the Scandinavians... I've never heard such utter nonsense!
If all white British people traced their family history back far enough, we would almost certainly see a large number with Scandinavian ancestors due to the vast quantities who came and settled here.

I despise all this politically correct crap, it's time we got honesty and facts!

You did right to get out of here Rick, I just wish I was in a position to do the same.

Lyle
23-01-2008, 08:51 PM
PC SUCKS!

i did a talk about it in English, and everybody agreed that it's gone too far - this and "Baa Baa RAINBOW sheep" being two prime examples

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 09:01 PM
Baa baa rainbow sheep ??

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 09:06 PM
Six, you are so right there.
I lived in Lancs for a while & there is little racial tension in what is a majority muslim community.
I had a good laugh when the local by elections were on last year, cos the lib-dem candidate was nicked for harrassing voters

Stew
23-01-2008, 09:07 PM
This country has gone mad ever since Corporal Punishment was banned. There is no discipline in schools, PC is just bollox. Can't tell the story of three pigs stuff that if you pardon the pun. My wife was born in Pakistan and we tell out daughter 3 pigs just about ever night she eats bacon and drinks Peach Schnapps...this thread may be better in the the Underworld so my wife can post what she thinks of British Muslims and Mullahs.

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 09:13 PM
Isn't your daughter a bit young to be drinking peach schnapps ?

Stew
23-01-2008, 09:19 PM
Isn't your daughter a bit young to be drinking peach schnapps ?
You have to start them off early to give them the hardened Scottishness lol

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 09:25 PM
PMSL, yep that's true, but peach schnapps ???

Stew
23-01-2008, 09:32 PM
LOL Davey its my wife that is addicted to bacon rolls and Peach Schnapps hehe...and when her old man comes over to UK to visit us the bacon sales at Sainsbury's sky rocket as he can eat things he simply can't risk in his own country...anyone dares speak up and call their beliefs bollox is "dissappeared"

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 09:38 PM
LMAO
That's usually what happens with Turkish truck drivers. All holy holy within a muslim state & then go bananas when they come into the eu.

Stew
23-01-2008, 10:53 PM
Just a wee bit of info on this pork malarky you perhaps did not know.. The asian countries avoided Pork because pigs were spreading disease much like our recent problems with cattle and foot/mouth and BSE. Somehow it has over the centuries been adopted into the religion rather than been simply a cultural thing.

The alcohol issue is another weird one....basically the eastern part of the planet genetically cannot produce an enzyme called alcoholase that breaks alcohol down into digetiable parts and therefore are intolerant to it. For those of us that believe in evolution how this came about is simple....when the planet started to evolve and leave Africa those that went West used alcohol to disinfect mand sterilise cooking utensils and developed the ability to tolerate alcohol. Those that travelled East used fire/heat to sterilise cooking utensils and did not gain this tolerance that the Western soiciety has. Now somehow this inability to cope with even the smallest amount of alcohol was then perceive as Evil and again managed its way into religion. It used to make me laugh in the early days of dating my wife visiting her mother while her 2 brothers and her sister's English boyfriend were upstairs getting highs kites while I was defending myself because i had one pint with my friend at the pub before going to her house lol

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 11:03 PM
LMAO
That makes good reading Stew.

Stempy
23-01-2008, 11:33 PM
Just a wee bit of info on this pork malarky you perhaps did not know.. The asian countries avoided Pork because pigs were spreading disease much like our recent problems with cattle and foot/mouth and BSE. Somehow it has over the centuries been adopted into the religion rather than been simply a cultural thing.

The alcohol issue is another weird one....basically the eastern part of the planet genetically cannot produce an enzyme called alcoholase that breaks alcohol down into digetiable parts and therefore are intolerant to it. For those of us that believe in evolution how this came about is simple....when the palnet started to evolve and leave Africa those that went West used alcohol to disinfect mand sterilise cooking utensils and developed the ability to tolerate alcohol. Those that travelled East used fire/heat to sterilise cooking utensils and did not gain this tolerance that the Western soiciety has. Now somehow this inability to cope with even the smallest amount of alcohol was then perceive as Evil and agian managed its way into religion. It used to make me laugh in the early days of dating my wife visiting her mother while her 2 brothers and her sister's English boyfriend were upstairs getting highs kites while I was defending myself because i had one pint with my friend at the pub before going to her house lol

So what do eastern dentists use as hand scrub? As for PC, I find the best thing to do is hate everyone then I cant be accused of discrimination.

Stew
23-01-2008, 11:36 PM
So what do eastern dentists use as hand scrub? As for PC, I find the best thing to do is hate everyone then I cant be accused of discrimination.
LOL Stemp..I like your attitude or should I hate it lol.

daveyravey
23-01-2008, 11:42 PM
I like it Stempy :lol:

Six
24-01-2008, 12:20 AM
Just a wee bit of info on this pork malarky you perhaps did not know.. The asian countries avoided Pork because pigs were spreading disease much like our recent problems with cattle and foot/mouth and BSE. Somehow it has over the centuries been adopted into the religion rather than been simply a cultural thing.

The alcohol issue is another weird one....basically the eastern part of the planet genetically cannot produce an enzyme called alcoholase that breaks alcohol down into digetiable parts and therefore are intolerant to it. For those of us that believe in evolution how this came about is simple....when the palnet started to evolve and leave Africa those that went West used alcohol to disinfect mand sterilise cooking utensils and developed the ability to tolerate alcohol. Those that travelled East used fire/heat to sterilise cooking utensils and did not gain this tolerance that the Western soiciety has. Now somehow this inability to cope with even the smallest amount of alcohol was then perceive as Evil and agian managed its way into religion. It used to make me laugh in the early days of dating my wife visiting her mother while her 2 brothers and her sister's English boyfriend were upstairs getting highs kites while I was defending myself because i had one pint with my friend at the pub before going to her house lol

Very informative Stew, especially this bit >>> when the planet started to evolve and leave Africa...PMSL... NASA should start a mission to visit Africa since the planet left it eons ago.

Stew
24-01-2008, 12:23 AM
Very informative Stew, especially this bit >>> when the planet started to evolve and leave Africa...PMSL... NASA should start a mission to visit Africa since the planet left it eons ago.
well you know what i mean apparently there was just one continent and the plates shifted and split and we started to travel lol

zombo
24-01-2008, 12:26 AM
Bring back the birch, the death sentence and bring back the gollywog on the jam!!

As regards politicians you could put them all in a sack and whip the heck out of it and you'd never hit the wrong one would you !

daveyravey
24-01-2008, 12:29 AM
& chop the hands & bollocks off nonces !!!

Highway Star
24-01-2008, 01:41 PM
Bring back the birch, the death sentence and bring back the gollywog on the jam!!

I bought a "Hippy" Gollywog off ebay last year. He's a great little fella! I was thinking of calling him Mohamed...... no-one could possibly get offended by that could they? After all, it's not a Teddy Bear.....

"Ba Ba Rainbow Sheep" eh Kirk? Jeez! LOL That's a new one!!

Norman

Six
24-01-2008, 03:22 PM
A hippy Gollywog, nice one matey, instead of calling him Mohamed, perhaps you could call him Mo-hash-head. Bugger it, that'll only offend the hippies, they'll all be saying "Noooo maaaan, we don't all smoke the weeeeed maaaaan".

Rob
24-01-2008, 03:28 PM
I bought a "Hippy" Gollywog off ebay last year. He's a great little fella! I was thinking of calling him Mohamed...... no-one could possibly get offended by that could they? After all, it's not a Teddy Bear.....

"Ba Ba Rainbow Sheep" eh Kirk? Jeez! LOL That's a new one!!

Norman

Gollywog can no longer be used because it has been deemed Racist. They are now called Golly dolls!!

Rob
24-01-2008, 03:33 PM
Oh nearly forgot this one the famous childrens book, which I read at school 'little black sambo' has been banned and its a bloody classic.

daveyravey
24-01-2008, 03:56 PM
They took the gollywog off the robinson's jam jar labels Farl

Six
24-01-2008, 03:59 PM
Gollywog can no longer be used because it has been deemed Racist. They are now called Golly dolls!!

Racism, now there's an interesting topic for discussion.

A few years ago I was walking into town when a young lad of Asian origin shouted "White bastard" at me, oh how I laughed! For one - I know my parentage and I know I am not a bastard, two - I wouldn't give a damn even if I was, and three (most importantly) - how could I possibly be offended by someone calling me 'white', I am white, that's not an insult!
If I had called him a 'B.... b......' well you get the idea, I would have been arrested for making racist remarks.

Then there is the case of someone calling me a 'Brit', well I am from Britain so that is a perfectly acceptable thing to refer to me as, yet if I called someone a 'Paki' all hell would break loose! Why? 'Paki' is not an insult, it's just a lazy way of saying 'Pakistani'. I don't get what all the fuss is about. I know, I know, I should say "That person of Asian origin" but I really don't expect people to refer to me as "That person of British descent" it's all very silly.

People should stop getting so uptight about race & religion and focus their energy on something more constructive... Guitar anyone? LOL

daveyravey
24-01-2008, 04:06 PM
Six, you need to move further north m8, we're only white in the summer, rest of the time we're blue !!
I would've still earmarched him down a nice alley & tought him the error of his ways, which i deem as educating the uneducted, not ethnic bashing :lol:

Highway Star
24-01-2008, 04:18 PM
They took the gollywog off the robinson's jam jar labels Farl

I know! That's why I had to get it off e-bay! I'd stopped collecting the labels when I was about 7! LOL

I'll see if I can find the little fella and take a photo. Then we can see if it looks offensive.

Farl

Lyle
24-01-2008, 06:50 PM
yep - baa baa rainbow sheep - baa baa black sheep is considered racist

here's some more for ya

Snow White and the Seven People of Restricted Growth

Brainstorm - could offend epileptics

Stew
24-01-2008, 07:12 PM
yep - baa baa rainbow sheep - baa baa black sheep is considered racist

here's some more for ya

Snow White and the Seven People of Restricted Growth

Brainstorm - could offend epileptics
Now call me stupid here but the black was referring to a sheep because black sheep are rarer than white ones which is a fact so how can colour os humans possibly even come into this.

Lyle
24-01-2008, 07:22 PM
Now call me stupid here but the black was referring to a sheep because black sheep are rarer than white ones which is a fact so how can colour os humans possibly even come into this.

because some people are complete retards - which is another one we won't go into!

Stempy
24-01-2008, 08:24 PM
So you can't call a blackboard a blackboard, you have to call it a chalkboard but you can still call a whiteboard a whiteboard!!!

Lyle
24-01-2008, 08:27 PM
you can't call a whiteboard a whiteboard - it's a "dry marker pen board!"

ffs, that's ridiculous

Stempy
24-01-2008, 08:29 PM
So what about blackcurrant jam? What should I call that?

Lyle
24-01-2008, 08:31 PM
exactly the point - stupid in't it?

Stew
24-01-2008, 08:42 PM
I had a Jamaican mate in 1st year at uni and he got pissed off if anyone called him coloured he preffered people to say he was black and not try to skirt around it. Besides the black board is refferring to the "shade" of the board so the PC brigade can go shove their well plans up their well laid asses!!

Rick
24-01-2008, 08:51 PM
you know i went out last night to beat somebody up but found myself thinking hmm its not pc to pick on small blokes anymore, so i found a big one!

my mistake, next i'm so not being PC

Stempy
24-01-2008, 09:51 PM
Ok so while we're on a whinge I'd like to add a moan about health and safety. I was refused use of a cherry picker at a university the other day as I hadn't done the cherry picker safety course, this meant that instead of the relative safety of said cherry picker I had to haul a 20kg projector up a ladder to hang it on the 15m high ceiling, and I suffer from vertigo. So bollocks to health and safety too.

daveyravey
24-01-2008, 09:55 PM
LMAO, how's the Black eye ? or is that deemed racist too ?

Anyway you mofo's, we can't speak english in here, cos it might offend the ethnic majority !

zombo
24-01-2008, 11:25 PM
I was in Germany for 20 years and come back to all this crap you can't say this or that what happened to the gollywogs on the jam then?
A blackboard is racist my buttocks what the heck is it coming too I called the tax credit and they run a security check it's absolutely ridiculous!
They wanted to know the name of my employer so I said T Harvey & sons and they said it was incorrect they wanted to hear me say M Harvey, P Harvey, S Harvey and J Harvey the 4 partners what utter stupidity.

daveyravey
25-01-2008, 12:53 AM
It's all pish & nonsense innit John ?

Stempy
25-01-2008, 09:17 AM
No wonder so many folk are moving abroad. Rats deserting a sinking ship, and we will be sinking if we let many more in.

Highway Star
25-01-2008, 09:52 AM
Well, while we are having a moan....

What is it with diabetics? one minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "give him some chocolate! give him some chocolate!" the next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "no thanks, I'm diabetic." I do wish they'd get their story straight!

Norman

Stew
25-01-2008, 10:00 AM
Well, while we are having a moan....

What is it with diabetics? one minute they're on the floor with a loved one standing by screaming "give him some chocolate! give him some chocolate!" the next day someone offers them a piece of chocolate and quick as a flash they say "no thanks, I'm diabetic." I do wish they'd get their story straight!

NormanLOL PMSl FArl. It depends if they are hypo or hperglycaemic. If they take too much insulin they go hypo(low blood sugar) and give them anything with sugar is a quick fix as you are unlikely to be standing there with drugs to help. But in general they shouldn't have sugary stuff that would make them go hyper(high blood sugar)..pmsl though Farl i like the way you think :smile:

Highway Star
25-01-2008, 10:56 AM
When I was a lad we used to play an exciting game for about one week of the year. It was called Conkers!! Great fun (OK it was before games consoles...) Now, it is considered too dangerous and is banned from the playgrounds! So.... some PC advice.....

Threading a piece of string through a ping pong ball and painting it brown is ideal for a fun game of conkers that conforms with the 1974 Health & Safety Act, section 52, paragraph c......

Norman

daveyravey
25-01-2008, 11:12 AM
Maybe we should wrap ourselves in cotton wool & be done !!!!

Guitarpima
25-01-2008, 05:05 PM
We used to play "smear the queer" on the playgound. Sort of a free for all football(american that is). You just get the ball and run back and forth with it. Everyone else tries to get you.

What bothers me most about racism. Why is it black people want so much equality and fight for it and then turn around and seperate themselves? What is even more mind boggling about them is that they are more into christianity than most and it is christianity that made them slaves in the first place. Let's not forget that rival tribes made money selling other tribes as slaves to the christians.

I HATE PREFIX AMERICANS! I'll be damned if someone is going to call me a German, English American. I am American.

Why is it with all this political correctness we still celebrate thanksgiving? Just what I want to do. Make friends with someone who shares, smile and later take everything anyway.

The latest is illegal immigration. Now we want to ship all the illegal imagrants back home. I believe it is around 11 million. So I guess were going to round them up and ship them in railcars and drop them off at the nearest taco stand in Mexico. I guess it is them who are the problem here in the U.S. now. It is totally incorrect to blame the Jewish for our problems anymore. I thought is was incorrect to blame anyone for our own problems.

Man this planet is screwed. Maybe we will all get lucky and on December 21. 2012. The earth will shift it's axis and we all die. PROBLEM SOLVED!!! I guess not.

Rick
25-01-2008, 05:33 PM
Man this planet is screwed. Maybe we will all get lucky and on December 21. 2012. The earth will shift it's axis and we all die. PROBLEM SOLVED!!! I guess not.


oh crap i just booked flights to disney world for the 22nd:mad:

Stempy
25-01-2008, 06:47 PM
I HATE PREFIX AMERICANS! I'll be damned if someone is going to call me a German, English American. I am American.



I guess at the end of the day the only true Americans are the redskins, everyone else is from immigrant stock.

I once paid a visit to Darien in Georgia which was one of the first British strongholds of the new world. Apparently it was the Spanish that gave the most resistance to our presence, they having claimed Florida as their own.

What happened to the British Empire, why did we give it all up? Where did the great go in Great Britain?

daveyravey
25-01-2008, 09:14 PM
Who put the female genitalia in Scunthorpe ???

zombo
25-01-2008, 09:50 PM
I just want to say aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!! to it all

bwdavis99
26-01-2008, 01:40 PM
It's money, people make a good living working as activist for these groups that do more to promote racism than prevent it. Politicians eat it up because it can win them a vote or two and maybe a fat campaign contribution. Long and short is there will always be racism and PC activist because there is money to be earned. I'm not saying there aren't well intentioned activist truly trying for equal rights, but for everyone of them there are ten looking for a way to cash in

daveyravey
26-01-2008, 04:12 PM
What's all that wrong with the shortened slang names for folk that live in other countries ??
I mean what's wrong with Jocks, paddies, frogs, cloggies, jerries, ragheads, aussies or what they call us pome's ( prisoner of mother england, even tho' most of the orgional settlers were scots & irish ) ?
Nothing racist is there ?

Stew
26-01-2008, 06:52 PM
http://www.dailyexpress.co.uk/posts/view/32782 prime example of how mad we are going. my boss's son Bruce is the nicest guy you could meet, niot academic but very gifted with engine knows evertything about them. Well he applied for Fire Service 2 years ago and had to put his ethnic group in. Now the application gform stated "ethnic minorities will be guaranteed and interview". How appalling do positively disciminate against this guy who genuinely has a talent to offer an employer and they may take on someone thick as mince and ham fisted (sorry should mention ham now should we lol) but belongs to a minority and got an interview. Disgraceful!

Six
26-01-2008, 07:31 PM
What goes around comes around. I think it's only a matter of time, perhaps several centuries, before 'white British' is just another way of saying 'ethnic minority', I mean the vast majority of us want to leave here due to this disgrace that is (allegedly) Great Britain! So one day all the immigrants will be spitting feathers when they see the white British minority being guaranteed interviews.

The trouble with our government is that they do not understand the meaning of the words 'middle ground' so they always apply one extreme or the other. Their tiny minds fail to recognise this and the upshot is unequal rights. There is obviously nothing 'equal' about the minority groups being guaranteed interviews when the majority are not!

Tossers, the bloody lot of them!

daveyravey
26-01-2008, 08:33 PM
We are in the minority these days Phil, more so around your neck of the woods.

bigdoug
27-01-2008, 12:34 AM
Guys this is a guitar forum and this thread is going in a direction I'm not comfortable in. Please think about what is going up here or I will close this thread.

Stew
27-01-2008, 11:23 AM
Well I think we all have said our piece and just so this doesn't spill into something we regret I am closing it anyway hope you guys understand.