3 Word Story

[daveyravey]

I've been thinking about starting this for ages.
Basically, just quote the previous words from the last poster & add your own to it.
Just another fun type thing, being sensible is not an option :lol:

Ok, i'll start.....

Once apon a ............

[Rob]

time in a

[daveyravey]

time in a

cool guitar forum ............

[celteire]

there lived a

[Shep]

big bad beast...

[ZappaFan]

who walked backwards

[Rob]

like michael jackson

[celteire]

on dodgy acid

[Stew]

while he sang

[ZappaFan]

'Billie Jeans not'

[Rob]

a lesbian but

[ZappaFan]

I sure wish

[Viscolex]

i was gay

[Lyle]

so i could

[Viscolex]

get a free

[Stew]

pass to the

[Rob]

world of lesbos

[Viscolex]

convention in Colorado.

[daveyravey]

convention in Colorado.

Meanwhile, back in ..........

[celteire]

an underground bunker

[Highway Star]

I tried to

[daveyravey]

buy a gibson ...............


No one's safe :lol:

[Stew]

but was told

[zombo]

to go and

[daveyravey]

to go and

stick a finger .............

[Viscolex]

in a electricity

[ZappaFan]

man. Apparently it

[Viscolex]

makes you a

[ZappaFan]

better player. Back

[Stempy]

to back with

[zombo]

a bowl of

[daveyravey]

a bowl of

Rick's infamous curry ...........

[zombo]

so he went

[daveyravey]

so he went

to sainsbury's for ..........

[ZappaFan]

some Delia Smith

[Stempy]

books on how

[ZappaFan]

to cook Gerbil

[celteire]

in mint sauce.

[daveyravey]

in mint sauce.

However, the gerbils ............

[ZappaFan]

ate the book

[daveyravey]

ate the book


So he stuck ........

[ZappaFan]

a sticky thing

[Stew]

where sticky things

[daveyravey]

where sticky things

Strangely disappear to ......

[bwdavis99]

to create a

[Rob]

lethal coctail of

[daveyravey]

spell checkers & .........

[daveyravey]

undesirable rashes in........

[daveyravey]

the nether regions......

[celteire]

of irate scandanavians.

[daveyravey]

Talking of which ...........

[Rick]

could you eat

[daveyravey]

3 meaty balls ...........

[Rick]

without the help

[daveyravey]

of a safety ......

[Rick]

match, if you

[daveyravey]

like playing with ..........

[Stempy]

a rock band

[daveyravey]

called wicked willie ......

[Stempy]

wombat and the

[daveyravey]

sporrans of doom ........

[Lyle]

which davey stole

[daveyravey]

from graham greene.......

[Rick]

mince pie eaters

[zombo]

yo ho ho

[Stempy]

like Rick and

[zombo]

zombo best mates

[daveyravey]

with naughty old .......

[Stempy]

Daveyravey who could

[daveyravey]

peel an orange.......

[Viscolex]

without using a

[bwdavis99]

Handy tool called

[daveyravey]

a size 10 ....

[bwdavis99]

Turbo peeler squeezer

[Rick]

with 80 legs

[Rob]

very hairy but

[daveyravey]

a nice chap ........

[celteire]

Where was i?....

[daveyravey]

said Celteire as ...........

[zombo]

he broke wind

[daveyravey]

in the nurses .........

[Rob]

Face and she

[daveyravey]

slapped him hard ......

[Stew]

right between the

[daveyravey]

eyes & he ..........

[Stempy]

gave her a

[daveyravey]

quickie behind the .......

[Stempy]

organ grinders monkey

[daveyravey]

cos he had ......

[zombo]

been trying it

[Stempy]

with one hand

[Rob]

and some butter

[daveyravey]

cos KY wasn't ......

[Stempy]

quite as tastey

[celteire]

which was important.

[Stempy]

Meanwhile back at

[daveyravey]

ole Stempy's house,

[Rob]

in the middle

[daveyravey]

of Salisbury plain

[Stempy]

a centurion tank

[Rob]

trundled past the

[daveyravey]

toilet window, where ........

[HappySinner]

a small crowd

[celteire]

had gathered to..

[daveyravey]

witness the coming .........

[Rob]

but it was

[daveyravey]

a bit of ......

[Stempy]

a let down

[daveyravey]

cos the tanks .........

[Stempy]

were full of

[Rob]

tranvestites who where

[daveyravey]

pole dancing around .........

[Stempy]

the four inch

[Stew]

dwarf called Archie.

[daveyravey]

Who was kinda ........

[ZappaFan]

ugly. His friend ......

[daveyravey]

Tony was inconsolable .........

[Stew]

because he lost

[ZappaFan]

Archie under the

[Stew]

bumper of a

[daveyravey]

broken down landrover

[Stempy]

with a pink

[ZappaFan]

floral paint job

[daveyravey]

which looked rather

[ZappaFan]

a Dali painting

[Stempy]

being interminally light

[daveyravey]

in the head ........

[Rob]

he farted and

[daveyravey]

followed through cos .........

[celteire]

thats normal procedure

[daveyravey]

within the transvestite

[celteire]

free mason society.

[zombo]

After changing his

[daveyravey]

messy kecks, Archie .........

[celteire]

scratched his nuts..

[zombo]

then walked slowly

[Rob]

down the stairs

[daveyravey]

to where the .........

[sweetfannyadams]

girly boys were

[celteire]

waiting in ambush

[Rob]

dressed as ninjas

[daveyravey]

carrying big sticks

[ZappaFan]

for eating noodles

[daveyravey]

cos their mouths

[Viscolex]

fit a twanger

[daveyravey]

in sidey ways

[zombo]

So after contemplating

[daveyravey]

their navals for

[Rob]

a half hour

[celteire]

they all died!

[Rob]

Satan was walking

[daveyravey]

his dogs through

[Lyle]

davey's ex's house

[celteire]

when suddenly a..

[daveyravey]

2 headed witch

[Viscolex]

jumped from the

[daveyravey]

gun turret into

[Viscolex]

another gun turret

[daveyravey]

that was full

[Rob]

of ladies black

[daveyravey]

dresses so they

[Six]

tripped off the

[daveyravey]

light fantastic dressed

[Stempy]

only in thongs

[Rob]

and olive oil

[daveyravey]

making things extremely

[Stempy]

hard to grip

[daveyravey]

with coal tongs

[Rob]

so instead they

[zombo]

said no no!

[bwdavis99]

we won't go

[zombo]

come what may

[Rob]

we are here

[Stempy]

because we're here

[Rob]

because we love

[Six]

the heady aroma

[Stempy]

of cheezy helmet

[ZappaFan]

Helmet's cheese shop

[Stempy]

in Kings Road

[ZappaFan]

was indeed smelly

[bwdavis99]

with the fragrance

[Six]

splashed all over

[HappySinner]

the merchandise. Sadly,

[Rob]

Helmet's one leg

[Stempy]

had given him

[Six]

no other option

[Stempy]

but to use

[Viscolex]

the big potato

[stevedak]

masher that he

[bwdavis99]

only used when

[Six]

his fork wasn't

[HappySinner]

in working order.

[Six]

To his dismay

[Stempy]

the potatoes were

[Rob]

made of cryptonite

[stevedak]

- red kryptonite, actually

[bwdavis99]

and very sadly

[Six]

they exploded violently.

[HappySinner]

This presented a

[Lyle]

rather large problem

[bwdavis99]

since it was

[HappySinner]

difficult to procure

[zombo]

that Chelsea won

[Six]

an old sock

[Rob]

instead of a

[Stempy]

lesson in humiliation

[daveyravey]

from the girly

[Rob]

with odd knockers

[HappySinner]

who claimed that

[Stempy]

she had never

[bwdavis99]

been to the

[daveyravey]

toilet with the

[HappySinner]

right makeup on.

[zombo]

However after walking

[Stempy]

over a budhist

[Rob]

monks sweaty jockstrap

[Six]

which was still

[daveyravey]

attached to the

[Rob]

monks sweaty testacles

[daveyravey]

that looked like

[bwdavis99]

they were the

[daveyravey]

decended from elephants

[bwdavis99]

sized variety for

[Stempy]

sweetbread mega feasts

[Rob]

one bollock each

[daveyravey]

on the chopping

[Six]

block.
The culinary

[Stempy]

delights of such

[daveyravey]

hairy delights was

[Rob]

only surpassed by

[daveyravey]

Rob's infamous sausage

[Six]

shaped cheese cake.

[daveyravey]

served with sour

[bwdavis99]

cream and fruity

[daveyravey]

hair gel from

[Rob]

herbets in liverpool

[daveyravey]

Who were Tranmere

[stevedak]

Rovers, although the

[daveyravey]

Everton fans kicked

[Stempy]

long haired lovers

[daveyravey]

arses out the

[Six]

thirteenth floor window.

[Rob]

On the way

[daveyravey]

down, Rob said

[Stempy]

I take it

[daveyravey]

to the hilt

[Rob]

with a bit

[daveyravey]

of gorgonzola strapped

[Six]

firmly to my

[Stempy]

floyd rose whammy