A message from Durex arrived for you guys..

[Mr Smith]

A Message from Durex..

Dear Sir/Madam, we regret to inform you that your birth was an accident..
Please report to the nearest hospital to be.. put down.
We apologise for any inconvenience.

Richard Head
Durex Consumer Complaints Manager
Box 666999 CA
1800 MYCONDOM BROKE

[Rick]

oh no, honestly.
oh jeez well see you later guys i guess!