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Rick
04-07-2005, 10:12 PM
$drunk=0; while (!$drunk) { seek $bar 4 $beer; $beer++; $sip=0; while ($sip<$beer) { $sip++; } if ($beer>threshold) { $drunk=1; die fallover; }

im sure somebody will get it!

bloodandtears
05-07-2005, 06:40 AM
i got it.... :oops:

guitarzone
05-07-2005, 07:36 AM
Just worked it out!!

Okay - not on my own! :?

Mr Smith
06-07-2005, 06:33 AM
My god it's the equation that explains Life.. hehe.. please explain though, what the hell is a sip!!?? Can the women of the group explain that one..?

T

bloodandtears
06-07-2005, 06:41 AM
ron?

R/2e
07-07-2005, 02:26 PM
This can be simplified in pseudo code -

Do while (capacity[class:personal] > beer available)
Drink (Beer)
End

Tony4552
07-07-2005, 05:06 PM
I don't get it

Highway Star
07-07-2005, 05:14 PM
I don't get it
Hell, who cares! Bloody weird those programmers! Lets have another beer (or, in my case Cider!) and forget it!

Farl
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zombo
07-07-2005, 05:44 PM
I don't get it

Thats it Tony your not suppose to !!

Rick
07-02-2006, 08:38 AM
just bust a string anybody fancy some string changing code??

Cro
07-02-2006, 09:07 AM
Beer + Cro = One Drunk Bird... Cro=Crow...

Rob
07-02-2006, 09:31 AM
I think you are missing out a 'loop' somewhere in your code!!

Cro
07-02-2006, 10:06 AM
Yes, I see that... I like to keep things simple...

snavecire
07-02-2006, 01:03 PM
i allways prefared basic

run
if cup = 0 goto wife
if cup >0 goto run

wife
call wife
end

bigdoug
07-02-2006, 01:06 PM
eh????????

Highway Star
07-02-2006, 02:46 PM
i allways prefared basic

run
if cup = 0 goto wife
if cup >0 goto run

wife
call wife
end

Are you a teaholic??

snavecire
07-02-2006, 02:58 PM
emmmm OK, yes I admit it, o the shame.

Highway Star
07-02-2006, 03:10 PM
Hello, my name is Farley and I'm a cideraholic! LOL