One day in the 1970s, Keith Richards found himself drinking with fellow guitarists Rory Buchanan, Eric Clapton, and Ronnie Wood. Richards, growing annoyed with Buchanan, waited for him to leave for a moment before turning to his friends. "Go ahead, get your c--- out Eric," he suggested. "We'll be pi--ing in that f---er's beer. He's being too pushy."

Sure enough, Richards, Clapton, and Wood proceeded to add some natural extracts to Buchanan's beer.

[Sources: M. Moser, Rock Stars Do the Dumbest Things]


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