corporate party tonight.... in order of moaning...

1/ The trannies weren't convincing - one was 7ft tall, we had a laugh outside with her, though... especially when she had to 'mount' a horse...

2/ Tequilla ran out way to early!

3/ The missus got bored - we came home early, I'd only had 6 tequillas, 5 pilsners, 4 glasses of sav blanc and 1 vodka redbull - honestly I was just warming up!

4/ They diverted us to a dungeon for the buffet

5/ Draconian smoking laws mean you have to stand near the entrance, outside, to blow smoke in peoples faces

6/ I could however go up to the mezzanine and hock a loogie on them...

on the brightside, I paid $20 bucks on the taxi, $10 on a vodka redbull, what a cheap night out :)